Hilden Park

Hilden Park is the corner of Tonbridge where post-war semis were built for commuters, and are now lived in by people who stopped commuting and started watching the neighbours' loft conversions. It is owner-occupied, prosperous and tidy in a way that suggests the hedge trimmers run on a rota. The one neighbour nobody vetted is the Medway, which sits close by and has never read an estate agent's particulars.