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Swanmore

Where the Meon Valley parks its teenagers·Hampshire·South East England

Swanmore is what happens when a village decides its entire personality will be a secondary school. Half the Meon Valley drives its teenagers here of a morning and drives them home again, which makes Swanmore less a place than a car park with a church attached. It is quiet, it is comfortable, and it is the specific kind of quiet that people pay a great deal of money to be bored in.

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